Tops 10 Excuses for Not Making Dinner Tonight

1. It’s summertime. I’m on vacation.
2. The dog ate the brisket.
3. I’m cleaning the oven.
4. The freezer is frostbit.
5. Consuming two pockets of sunflower seeds in the dugout at the baseball game is sufficient protein. Plus, dirt provides daily requirement of minerals.
6. Everyone ends up eating a bowl of Captain Crunch anyway, so why bother?
7. I ate a late lunch, and I’m still full.
8. I was so busy looking for new chicken recipes on Pintrest that I lost track of time.
9. Leftover pizza.
10. There’s always Shabbat.